Daru peeney se
Updesh-
"Daru peeney se jindagi ki problem solve nahi hoti..."
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*Gyaan*
Aise to juice pine se bhi konsi hone wali hai..?
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So
Cheersss....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1124 views
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