Blonde in pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."
The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she looked at the doctor and said "see?It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said ,"Don't worry ;it's not serious.You have just got a broken index finger."
by Hassan Ali (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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