Santa:I know an engaged couple
Santa:I know an engaged couple who hav a prblm.Banta:Wat is d prblm
Santa:She wants 2 mary him wen he is not drunk he wont mary her wen he is sober
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 779 views
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Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morninG….
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