Larki BoyFriend Ki Qabr Per Ro Rahi Thi

Larki BoyFriend Ki Qabr
Per Ro Rahi Thi
Molvi: Q Roti Ho
Larki:Bechara KISS Mangte
Mangte Mar Gaya.Mgr Main
Ny KISS Nahi Di
Molvi: Tum Muje De Do,Main
Parh K Bakhsh Don Ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 908 views
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