choti choticheezein
Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti
cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar
dekh.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 761 views
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