Mosquitoes Have Been Biting
Mosquitoes Have Been Biting Sardar For The Whole Night
He Got Irritated
Stood Up Drank Poison And Said…
Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maro Gay!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 811 views
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