Aik pathan ne bete ka naam amrica rakh liya

dost:amrica humara dushman hai ap ne ye naam kiun rakha?

Pathan:hum batana chahta hai k hum amrica ka baap hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 631 views

1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
... 1 Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya to
pas khrry Aadmi se pucha:
Is Car me esi kon C khoobi hy k iske itna daam lag
rha hy?
Aadmi: Ab tak is Car k 10 hadsy hue hen or har
haadsy me srf or srf "Bv" hi foat hui hy.
Aadmi:
40 lakh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He husband: kab Se?

Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se

Husband: Are tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they. Un key mukhtalif naam rakhey huey they or kabhi sahee naam sey yaad nahi kertey they

Ek din woh apney professor dost key saath kaheen jaa rahey they to peechey sey kisi ney awaz lagai, “Oey tiddey…!”

Professor sahab ney apney dost ko kaha, “yeh aap ko tidda keh raha hey”

Dost bola, “ji nahi, yeh aap ko keh raha hey”

Professor sahab bohat eitamad sey boley, “Hargiz nahi, yeh aap hi ko keh raha hey, mujhey to yeh chohara kehtey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aulad k liye dua

RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta
raha
Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle
shadi to kar le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)