Amrica ka baap hun
Aik pathan ne bete ka naam amrica rakh liya
dost:amrica humara dushman hai ap ne ye naam kiun rakha?
Pathan:hum batana chahta hai k hum amrica ka baap hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 790 views
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