Farzana Baji Hogai Hai Kuch Naraz

Farzana Baji Hogai Hai Kuch Naraz Wah Wah…. Wah
Wah…. Farzana Baji Hogai Hai Kuch Naraz Q K Un
Ki Chappal Pehen K Bhaag Gaya Hai Faraz!!!
hahaha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1040 views
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