Girl: Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss

Girl: Aur Us Dress Ka

Shopkeeper:10 Kiss

Girl: Dono Pack Kar Do Bill Papa Dege

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1013 views

APRIL FOOL manaya

Dost Pthan se:APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pthan:Haa
Dost: kis k sth or ksy?
Pathan:BV k sth.Hm ne 3 bar Talaq dia Jb wo preshan hua tu hm bola:APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar asked his servant to Go

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.

Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nend main chalne ki aadat

Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
.
Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agerbeghwan tumhe

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or
akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena
chahiye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Prime Minister Ka Insult

Ek Aadmi chila raha tha "PRIME MINISTER kutta hai"

Police wale ne 1 thappar maara or bola "chal thana, P.M. ki insult karta hai?"

Aadmi bola "maine to Japan ke P.M. ke liye kaha tha".

Police wale ne 2 thapper or maare or bola "bewaqoof banata hai? Humein nai pata kon sa P.M kutta hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)