Dono Pack Kar Do Bill Papa Dege
Girl: Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss
Girl: Aur Us Dress Ka
Shopkeeper:10 Kiss
Girl: Dono Pack Kar Do Bill Papa Dege
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