"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!) / 994 views

Zip It Up!

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue):

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??

Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.

Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Headlights

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Is Suit ki Kya Price hai

Girl: Is Suit ki Kya Price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: “Uff”

Or wo Pink waly ki Price kya hai?

Dukandar: “uff”+”uff” :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)