Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se
Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?
Ladki-nahi
Santa-mai wahi hu jisko Aapne parso bhi nahi Pehchana Tha...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
Similar Jokes
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
“Achi Achi Baatein”
1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,
Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,
2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do,,
3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,
Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq to nahi Maar rahy..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?
Pathan soch main Gumm...
After some time, Pathan Answered:
John Cena!!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Father: what can u do for my daughter
boy: i would die for her!
Father: i dont like u
boy: why?
Father: i am lo0king for someone who would live for her,not someone who would just die and leave her alone.
.
.
.
.
Moral: ZIADA HERRO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi
Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat
tak Kahngay?
Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan India Gya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi, Us Ny Mander Ma Ja K KAALI MAATA Ko Bahir Phank Dya Or Bola, “Kabhi Tu B Naha Liya Kr Bhangan”..;
Pathan India Gya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi,Us Ny Mander Ma Ja KKAALI MAATA Ko Bahir Phank Dya Or Bola, “Kabhi Tu B Naha Liya Kr Bhangan”..;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”
Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)