Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga
Boy:Mai tumhare liye sab chhod dunga
Girl:Maa,Papa? Boy:Haan
Girl:Apne Dost?
Boy:Haan
Girl: daru?
Boy: Didi ghar jao, Aapke papa parishan ho rahe honge.
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