A Kanjoos on his death time.
A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where are you ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
My sons & daughters are you all here?Yes, Papa
Kanjoos: To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hai
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