character sudharna hai

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 728 views
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