Larki Aur MACHAR

1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k achanak us main se aik MACHAR nikla aur bola "MAA"

Larki: Main teri maan nahi hon.

Machar: Aisa na bol maan main teri COKE se nikla hon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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