Santa Bought A Car On Loan
Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car
Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu
Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Class Mein Madam Padahane Ke Mood Mein Nahi Thi,
To Madam Ke Dimag Mein Ek Question Aaya Aur Bachhon
Se Puchne Lagi.
Madam: "Agar Tumhare School Ke Samne Koi Bomb Rakh
De To Tum Kya Karoge?"
Pappu: 'Ek, Do Minute Dekhenge Agar Koi Le Jata Hai To
Theek Hai, Nahi To Stafroom Mein Rakh Denge"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine
Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 ANGRAIZ K Ghr 9 Larkiya Paida Hui
Usne News Paper Men Add Diya
Larka Peda Krne Ka Tareeqa Batao.
Bangal Se Letter Aya BV
Ko Fish Khilao
SRI LANKA Se Letter Aya Milk Cake Do
PAKISTAN Se Letter Aya Lassi Do
Aur INDIA Se Letter Aya:
1 Moka Hamein Do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha.
Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don gaGeo Khan
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Husband: sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman: Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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Husband: ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau, kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)