Santa Bought A Car On Loan

Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car

Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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