Father to son
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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PAPPU: I is…
TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.
Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.
Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baby paida hotey hi cheekha,
Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon....
Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai!
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
An Invitiation
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba
Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho
fakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mobile k night plans ne to humen bhuka mar diya hai
dosto
jis ghar me chori k lye jao,
koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai
mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay
professor khapay ki katab
" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Girl_ darling hamaare pyaar ke baare mai kisi ko mat btana
Boy_ tere bhai ko zarur btaunnga .saala kehta tha koi koi kutti hee hogi jo mujh se pyaar kregi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par
aap ny uthaya nahi?
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 5 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo
tera BAAP sunega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)