Baniya: Bhai Kela Kaisa Diya…
Falwala: 1 Rs Ka Ek..

Baniya: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai Kya?

Falwala: 60 Paise Mein Toh Sirf Chilka Milega..

Baniya: Yeh Ley 40 Paisa, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1138 views

parhi likhi Larki.

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Homework!

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Beemar Makhi

1 Makhi Ki Halat Bohat Kharab Thi Wo Doctor K Pas Gai…

Doctor:Kiya Howa ?

Makhi: Bas Chae Mein Gir Gai Thi
1 “*MEMON” Ne Choos Choos K Bura Haal Kar Diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kitne handsome hai na

Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

Impossible Is Not In My Dictionary

Naman: Tujhe pata hai “impossible” word meri dictionary mein nahi hai…

Chaman: Arey yaar, ab bataake kya faayda….tujhe dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)