Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa Baajo

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa Baajo Walay Ghar Say Doctor Ko Bula Ke Laa, Meri Tabiat Kharab Ho Reli Hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap To Khud Doctor Ho.

Munna: Bolay To Meri Fees Buhat Zyada Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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