Baap: Beta shaadi pe susraal wale

Baap: Beta shaadi pe susraal wale
scooter den to car mangna, coomputer de to laptop mangna, shop den to ghar mangna. beta: papa agr Larki dain to uski maa
mangu Ka kya???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 907 views
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