Teacher :If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from your real life. Student :I love you sir,and you love your daughter,which means I love your daughter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 727 views

boy to friend

BoyFrnd on msg:"Sweet heart Kya
kar Rahi ho.. ??
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GirlFrnd:"meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu&You..? ?
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Boyfrnd:"Mai Cinema Hall me Tere
Piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu
Kamini..:/ :p :O
Boy Rocks...
Girl Shocks.. :p

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Lipstick Problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints.

Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate.

The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror.

From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Flying In The Plane

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan in exam

Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya!

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Kiun???
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Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Kuttay K Bachay Pipe Se Pair Hata

1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,

“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”
Or Mar Gaya.

Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom Krne K Liye China Gaya.

In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
“Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)