Raat ke 3 bje
Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya –
Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti
to mehfooz rehti kya?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 956 views
Similar Jokes
Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
-
-
Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
-
-
-
Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: pakistan k ktne sube hyn,
pathan:4
teacher :good pehli dafa sahi jawab dia hy chalo ab un k naam batao,
pathan: mashriq maghrib shumal junob ..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahy thay.
Husband: Jo shakhs chori krta ha wo bad mein zarur pachhtata ha.
Wife said romanticaly: Aur tm ne jo shadi se pehly meri nindain churai theen un k bary mein kya khyal ha?
Husband: mein ny pehly he keh dia ha jo chori krta ha pachtata zror hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Santa- Aapka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai.!Kya khilate ho isey?
Banta-wo sher hi hai,saala PYAR-VYAR k chkkar me padke kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek riksha k piche likha
tha ki
SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI...
Piche se 1 truck aya
aur riksha ko uda dia aur
us k piche likha tha
AYA SAWAN JHOOM K...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.
Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande
Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Born on Government Holidays
Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavira and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were Born on Government Holidays.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)