Check mate
Define Checkmate:
When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?
You can’t say NO or Yes…..
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 859 views
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