Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Pathan pehli dafa Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
Aur Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

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