Sardar servis shopes ki
dukan py:
Bari guratean dandy oo,,
jutti ne tay 2 din vi nahi
kadday…

Dukandar:
Huwa kia hai??

Sardar:
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Hona ki c
Chuki gai ay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 781 views

Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai.

Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu: Nahi. Sonu: Kagaz ka jaahaz banake class room mein uda de, Madam puche to ladki ka naam lagade, bas ladki phas gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Ques: 3 Idiots movie se kia Sabaq melta hai?
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Ans: Engineering parh ke bhi
Medical ki bachi patayi ja sakti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain

Banta: Wo kaise?

Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar dekh.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Purchasing Power Of Burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.

The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.

The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.

A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.

"A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs," the IW said.

Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said.

Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents.

But Russians must "work nearly two days in order to afford this meaty capitalist achievement - longer than people in any other country", the IW said.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zip It Up!

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)