Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai
Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 957 views
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