3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

Raste me ek pari milti hai,

Pari: ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi.

1st: Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.

Pari ne kar diya.

2nd: mujhe bhi aisa kar do

Pari ne kar diya.

3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola.

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Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo.

Moral: Har ek Friend kamina hota hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 756 views
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