Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1625 views

An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gadha Par Nibandh

Master Ji: Kal Meine Tujhe Gadhe Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Bola Tha,
Chal Dikha Kya Likha ?

Student: Master Ji, Jaise He Nibandh Likhne Ke Liye Pencil Lagai, Gadha He Bhag Gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Called A Newspaper Office

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?

Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.

Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.

Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!

Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……

Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Quaid-E-Azam Ka Mobile

Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha

2nd Pathan:
Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho

1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae
To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun

Judge- Tumne Samaaj K Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai

Mujrim- Saab, Humare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakho Logo Ko Naukri Mili Hui Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)