Sardar
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1161 views
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