Husband-kya hua itni pareshan

Husband-kya hua itni pareshan kyu ho?

Wife-munne ne 1 rupya nigal liya hai, hus-nigalne do aaj kal 1rs ka aata hi kya hai,


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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