Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views
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girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhna chor diya...
Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor diya..
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CID KA ACP tha toilet me..
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..:p :O :D
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Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai
Aur
Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.
Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?
Pathan : Air hostess...:-p
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Mr.See and Mr.Saw.
One_day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea.
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Aisy status bhi prha kren is se dimagh ki TUNNING hoti hy..!
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Boy:I love U.
Tum dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho
Girl:
Acha pr tmhre peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he.
Boy turn back bt waha koi nai tha
Girl:Agar tum mjhse pyar krte to kbi pechy nahi murrte. . .
MORAL:
Abay moral woral kuch nahi
Bachi tez nikli uske pas zubaida aapa ka ye totka tha.;->
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perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.
Aur boys.?
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Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?
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Pathan was Weeping:
Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?
Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.
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Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha
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