Mousam Nawa Dal Do

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha
GOLU:Theek Hai, Te Mousam Nawa Dal do

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views
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