Mujhe to ankhain band karny

Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band
karny par bhi dikhai deta hai
Friend Heran ho kar Kya dikhai daita hai
.

Pathan

(-,-)

/ /ANDHERA:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 877 views
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