Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views

I Kiss My Wife

Sardar 2 His Friend:
I Kiss My Wife Everyday B4 I Go 2 Office N U?
Friend:
I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go 2 Office..
Sardar:
Hahaha
I Kiss First

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

pathan sarak par

Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha

Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??

Pathan:
Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.

Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.

Pathan:
Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam

Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??

Boy:Mendak..

Teacher:
4 aur btao

… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A boy was going with his girlfriend.

A boy was going with his girlfriend.

Friend asked: Who is she?

Boy: My cousin

Friend: Last year she was my cousin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko
jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa
karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)