Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter

Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views
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