Apni class fellow se
Ladka- Apni class fellow se, Tum paas ho gayi ho?
GirL- Haa bilkuL!
Ladka- to muh to meetha karwa do!
GirL- Kis se?
Ladka- Chalo kiss se he karwa do..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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