candle light dinner
Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 769 views
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