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Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 510 views
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Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
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Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
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