Biwi ki aadi tedi bate

Santa : yaar Biwi ki aadi tedi bate sun sunke mera man aisa karta he, ke use chhat se niche fenk duu :(
par me aisa nahi kar sakta :(

banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???

Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 844 views
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