yar tumhare number ka
Yar Tumhare Number ka
Keya Problem hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou
operator boli
Welcome 2 Jungle
ap Ka Matloba Bandar
Darakht se UltaLatka Hua Hy plz
Try Later,
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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