Wife: “Shadi ke shuru me jab main khana paka ke lati thi aap zyada mujhe khilate or khud kum khaty the, Par ab aisa kyo nhi hai” Husband: “kyo ki ab tumhe khana pakana aa gaya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1082 views

Love more important than money

All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Bus….Badmashi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan at shop

Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Manager: Sorry

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Training courses For Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 6. Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)