Shadi ke shuru me jab main

Wife: “Shadi ke shuru me jab main khana paka ke lati thi aap zyada mujhe khilate or khud kum khaty the, Par ab aisa kyo nhi hai” Husband: “kyo ki ab tumhe khana pakana aa gaya hai”

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