Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Mayavati ka Funny beta: Haan mami, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1088 views

dead dog

1 admi k ghar ka samny kutta mara para tha uss ny muncipal commetie ko phone kiya"mery ghar ka samny kutta para hy utha lein"
jawab mila:wahin dafan kar do.
us admi ko gussa tow bohat aya par tahamul sy bola"g mein dafan karny laga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa karni thee"

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

manager to sardar

manager to pathan: you are appointed 4 job
ur salary is 30,000
next year it will be 50,000.

sardar: ok
i will join next year

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)

Techr: why taj mahal considerd

Techr: why Taj Mahal considerd as a wonder of d
world?
Student: Bcoz,Shahjahan built it witout taking any
loan 4m bank.... ;-)
Gud evening !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aussie Love Story

Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)