USA:-good morning

USA:-good morning

CHINA:-mehow

JAPAN:-shanhow

ITALY:-manichi

FRANCE:-sanchay

IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 708 views
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