Bv bemar thi

Memon Ki Bv Bimar Thi
Light Na Hone Ki Waja Se
Usne Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
Doc Ko Lene Jarha Hun
Agar Tumhe Lage K Tum Nahi Bachogi To Plz
Candle Bujha Dena..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 904 views
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