Pathan
Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge :-
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