Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge :-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 798 views

Dar k bhag gaya dulha

5 bachon ki maan tesri shadi kar rahi thi.
Nikah k waqt chota bcha rone laga
or dolah dar k bhag gaya
kiun maan ne kaha chup ho ja warna agli baar sath nai lun gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ganje K Sath Kyo Rehte Hain

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy :
Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa :
To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Quaid-e-Millat: Liaquat Ali Khan

Madar-e-Millat: Fatima Jinnah
Aur Ab . . .

Bhabhi-e-Millat: Sania Mirza. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

"Hum Haji bhi hai."

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardarji is trying to commit

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.

Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”

Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)