Husband: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1260 views

Ek dost apny friend say:

Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

Dost:
To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bandar ban ker

Santa:Jab Me School Padta Tha Tab
Fancy Dress Competion Me BANDAR Ban K Gaya
Tha
2nd Prize Mila Tha
Banta: Abe Tu Aise Gaya Hota To 1st Milta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

After becoming the CM

After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Caught Sleeping 2gether

Raju: Meet My Wife Tina

Raghu: Oh! I Know Her.

Raju:How.?

Raghu: V Were Caught Sleeping 2gether

Raju: What D Hell.?
Raghu: 10yrs Ago,In D History Class

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)