The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1236 views

Revenge - Jolly Uncle

Veeru : Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. Basanti : Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Veeru : Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! Jolly Uncle jollyuncle.com ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

doctor

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Santa vs banta zaheen

Santa :agr talab me aag lag jae to machlian kahan jaen gi?

Banta:bewakuf k bachy itna bi nai samjhte,machlian darkhat pe charh jaen gi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Kaha Jaati Hai

Pati Ghar Aate Hi Kalpata Hua Biwi Se Bola

Pati: “Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi?”

Patni Hairani Se: “Kyun, Ab Kya Hua?”

Pati: “Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The, Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush To Ho Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shiv:-Mera Trishul kaha hai?

Shiv:-Mera Trishul kaha hai?
Parvati:-ganesh le gaya?
Shiv:-Kyu?
Parvati:-Keh raha tha ki
“Girlfriend” ke sath Meggi khane ka program he….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)