sir meri wife kho gai hai
Husband: sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Postman: Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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Husband: ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau, kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai
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