Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 638 views

Student

My nights are going sleepless
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
.
.
So I asked my heart
"Is it love ?"

It said
"Nahi Beta Paper agaye"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A woman at an embroidery shop

A woman at an embroidery shop: yahan gale milte hain?
Sales man: milte to nahi hain magar aap kahte hain to mil lete hain:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Time

Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.

Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ravan Dus

Ek Ravan Dus Sarr Bees Aankhein, Phir Bhi Nazar Ek Ladki “Seeta” Par,

Ek Tum Ek Sarr Do Aankhein Phir Bhi Nazar Har Ladki Par.

Ab Batao Asli Ravan Kaun?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sher He Karega

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)