Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq
hai?
Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load
kam hota hai.
Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada
hota hai<

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 950 views

wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her

eacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
.
.
.
Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!

Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tumne Dn me Chori Karne

Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?

Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson on...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)