A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 865 views

Ye Mera New Numbr

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Ye Mera New Numbr
save..

Mat kar Lena
Pagal
.

ye to 1 se 9 tak ginti he

Ab uper mat dekhna.
Warna bezti pakki..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kanjos ka ghar jal gaya

Aik kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag gai wo ghar ko bacha nai saka

pata hai kiun?

;->

kiun k wo pori raat fire-brigade ko miss calen deta raha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
.
Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Colony Ka Bhikari

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana. Kal

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)